Gordon Gordon What Are You Snortin'

He's a villain and a creep
The kind that we ain't seen since old Mulroney sold us down the river to old whatsisname
He's as brilliant and as deep
As the puddle under my Suburban, spilling oil and poison on our pristine shores

Gordon Gordon what are you snortin
Only a junkie is so short sighted
Gordon Gordon who you been courtin
Only a hooker can suck so bad

He's been giving it all away
What we been working on for generations, paving what he can't sell to Gigantico
And he'll leave you sucking wind
For in poverty he cannot profit, stricken from the ledger you're invisible

Gordon Gordon what are you snortin
He won't be happy till we're all working
Gordon Gordon who you been courtin
Working for Yankee at minimum wage, minimum wage, minimum wage

Gordon Gordon what are you snortin
Only a junkie is so short sighted
Gordon Gordon who you been courtin
Only a hooker, a bald buck-toothed hooker,
You're an insult to hookers, you suck so bad